Joshua Kahen FAQ

A repository of answers for frequently asked questions about Joshua Kahen.

Last updated on Sunday, March 28th, 2021.

Where is Joshua?

Being unable to walk, Joshua is likely wherever his parents last left him. Undoubtably, this will be somewhere within the home.

Does Joshua Have (any more) Teeth?

Joshua already possesses all of his baby teeth; though at time of writing, only two have erupted from his lower gumline.

Is Joshua..

.. Talking?

Joshua is still pre-verbal, but has aquired a small repertoire of noises he can effectively reproduce, including:

• Clicking (tongue)
• Farting (lips)
• Squealing

.. Crawling?

Joshua is not yet capable of linear motion, but has reliably rolled himself sideways for short distances.

.. Standing?

No, Joshua is not yet able to stand on his own two feet. If Joshua is upright, it is because he is being held up by one of his parents.

.. Walking?

See Standing, above.

.. On His Stomach?

If Joshua’s back is parallel to the ground with his face down, Joshua may be on his stomach.

.. Asleep?

If his eyes are closed, Joshua is likely asleep. Joshua will often open his eyes if he is awake, but may close them for a few seconds at a time.

.. Naked?

Although Joshua does have clothes, he does at times go without them. If a large amount of Joshua’s skin is exposed to view, he is likely not wearing any clothes (naked).

.. Touching, Seeing, Hearing, Tasting, Smelling?

Presumably, though he has not directly conveyed his experience of these senses to us - see Talking.